Miscellaneous Rantings

Geek Shit

A CSS colour code is a 3 or 6 digit hexadecimal value. Sometimes these codes actually spell words. Here are a list of some of these words in the colour that they represent. Although some programmers are a bit more creative with which letter a digit corresponds to, I am only including the zero = O, one = I, two = Z, and five = S and limiting my list to 6 letter words only.


Lessons Learned

I've been told that with age, comes wisdom. I'm not sure how true this is, but I will admit that over the last few decades, I have indeed learned a few lessons. Here is a list of things that I feel should be shared with others.


Personal Opinions

I spend a lot of time thinking. Not always a productive endeavour, but occasionally something sticks which affects my personal philosophy on life. Here are some highlights of the twisted thing that is my mind:


Favourite Short Jokes

There are some jokes that for some reason I find terribly funny. I'm not a great joke-teller due to my inability to remember long setups, so here are a couple of short jokes (joke length, not vertically-challenged subject matter), that I feel need to be recognized: (click on the joke to see the answer!)



So a while back I discovered "Chuckisms". These are outrageous claims about Chuck Norris. I found a paperback at Value Village. Here are a few of the entries:

The Truth About Chuck Norris
The Truth About Chuck Norris (Buy on Amazon.ca)
Hit Me!