A CSS colour code is a 3 or 6 digit hexadecimal value. Sometimes these codes actually spell words. Here are a list of some of
these words in the colour that they represent. Although some programmers are a bit more creative with which letter a digit
corresponds to, I am only including the zero = O, one = I, two = Z, and five = S and limiting my list to 6 letter words only.
I've been told that with age, comes wisdom. I'm not sure how true this is, but I will admit that over the last few decades,
I have indeed learned a few lessons. Here is a list of things that I feel should be shared with others.
Never take a laxative if you have a bad cough.
Do not drink chocolate milk while chewing mint-flavoured gum.
Don't bother turning your underwear right-side-out when transferring from washer to dryer.
Lighting a cigarette at the bus stop will ensure that the bus arrives promptly.
I spend a lot of time thinking. Not always a productive endeavour, but occasionally something sticks which affects my personal
philosophy on life. Here are some highlights of the twisted thing that is my mind:
If cats ever evolve opposable thumbs, the human race will no longer serve any purpose.
Doing anything as often as a smoker smokes will likely kill you.
There is no such thing as "too much cheese".
It is always a good time to go for sushi.
Favourite Short Jokes
There are some jokes that for some reason I find terribly funny. I'm not a great joke-teller due to my inability to remember
long setups, so here are a couple of short jokes (joke length, not vertically-challenged subject matter), that I feel need
to be recognized: (click on the joke to see the answer!)
So a while back I discovered "Chuckisms". These are outrageous claims about
Chuck Norris. I found a paperback at Value Village.
Here are a few of the entries: